Mr. Caruso, Locker Lurker

{t}{x}: Place 1 Trauma counter on {x} Creatures.
{t}: Remove all Trauma counters from all Creatures. If a Creature had
1 Trauma Token: Tap the creature.
2 Trauma Tokens: Return to owner's hand.
3 Trauma Tokens: Exile Creature.
If you own any Creature that removes a Trauma token this way, untap this card.