Mr. Churchill

+1: Until end of turn, humans you control have hexproof and get +2/+0. Proceed to pretend kick and Nazi in the genital area.
-1: Exile a card from a graveyard. Put a 0/5 green Iron Curtain wall creature token with defender onto the battlefield.
-6: You get an emblem with "Human and wall creatures you control lose defender and get +3/+3."