Mr. Edwards

{2}{t} GIRLFRIEND REFERENCE!! All female cards get +3/-1 and all male cards get -1/-1 including himself until end of turn
{t} NOTEBOOK CHECK!! Take a random card out of each player's hands and if it's a creature it goes to the graveyard and otherwise the card is returned to the player
"It takes two to do it... if you know what I mean *winks*"