Mr. Fancypants

When you speak in a sentence that contains only monosyllabic words, sacrifice Mr. Fancypants.
Whenever you say a trisyllabic word, Mr. Fancypants gains lifelink until the end of turn.
{1}: Say a word. Any opponent may give a definition. If none give a correct definition, you may give a definition. If you gave a correct definition, put a +1/+1 counter on Mr. Fancypants.