Mr. Hat

Equip {2}

Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has Politically Correct.

Whenever equipped creature attacks, look at the top 3 cards of your library. Put one of those cards into your hand. The rest of into your graveyard.

"Mr. Garrison, I think that Mr. Hat was actually your gay side trying to come out. You see, it's-it's you that's gay, but, but you're in denial, so...you act out your gay persona with a homosexual puppet."
—Dr. Katz