Mr. Krabs

Addict— At the end of your end step,
Create a 0/3 Tar Heroin slimet hat has whenever
this creature blocks, Turn the attacking creature
into a 0/3 Heroin Addict.
{t}{x}{u/b}{u/b}, Force {x} Enemy creatures to
attack {x} Tar Heroin slimes.
Spongebob me boy, get the Narcan quick !