Mr. Vanko, Magic Capitalist

Vigilance, haste, ward {1}
{w/u}{t} Target creature becomes a 1/1 with no abilities until end of turn
{r/w}{w/u}{t}target creature gains your choice of haste, indestructible, or flying until end of turn
"That card is strictly unplayable, but NOW this card..."
-Mr. Vanko