Mr. X

: Whenever Mr. X takes any damage. It deals that much damage to its controller instead (Paying loyalty does not count)
+1: You may gain 2 life, draw a card and lose one life, or return a creature card with a converted manacost of two or less to your hand
-X: Return Mr. X to your hand. destroy all non black creatures with a converted manacost of x or less. and you lose half X life rounded down