Mr.Ezzell, Champion of English

When you cast this spell, draw {x} cards and create {x} 1/1 DGP book creatures with
"when this creature dies, target opponent
must speak in improper English for the rest of
the game.
{t} {c} {c}, target opponent loses life equal to the
number of grammatical errors in their speech this
game.
You must learn the ways of the force to obtain an
A on the test