Mrs. Dubose, Cranky Lady

{2}{b}: Target opponent discards a card at random. If an instant or sorcery card is discarded this way, each player sacrifices a nonland permanent.
{2}{r}: Target opponent discards a card at random. If a creature, enchantment, or artifact card is discarded this way, each player loses 3 life.
{2}{u}: Target opponent reveals their hand. If a land card is revealed this way, draw a card.
"You don't say "hey" to me, you say, Good afternoon, Mrs. Dubose."