Mrs. Zuckerman

"Homer," she said to her husband, "I am going to give that pig a buttermilk bath." "A what?" said Mr. Zuckerman. "A buttermilk bath. My grandmother used to bathe her pig with buttermilk when it got dirty- I just remembered." "Wilbur's not dirty," said Mr. Zuckerman proudly. "H's filthy behind the ears,"