Munger

When Munger enters the battlefield, create a colorless legendary Equipment artifact token named Glock-43X. You may exert Munger as it attacks. When you do, double its power and toughness until end of turn. Boast - {U}{R}{W}: Another target creature you control gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is Munger’s power.{flavor}“I would eat a shit sandwich the Army told me to.” - Munger