Murica!

Target creature gains Freedom
(This creature can't be blocked as long as
defending player controls a land.)
{x}: Enchanted creature gains
-X/+X until end of turn; or put X 0/3 alcohol creature tokens onto the battlefield.
{t}{x}: Sacrifice X alcohol tokens: target creature
gains +X/-X until end of turn where X is the
number of creatures sacrificed this way.