Murphy, the Unluckiest

+2: Create a food token, each opponent creates a 2/2 green Wolf token. Search your library for a curse and put it into your hand.
-3: For each curse that's enchanting you, create a copy of that curse and attach the copy to target opponent.
-8: You may choose any number of curse cards from outside the game and cast them without paying their mana cost. They must target you.