Murpt the Culpable

Menace
If damage would be dealt to Murpt the Culpable, you may have that damage dealt to a creature you control instead. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on Murpt the Culpable.
If a spell or ability targets Murpt the Culpable, you may choose a new target instead. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on Murpt the Culpable.
He's here, I swear it!