MuscleBob

Reach, First Strike, Trample

Roll a D6,{t},{3}{w}{w}{u}{u}{g}{g}, Exile MuscleBob, return him to the battlefield transformed as-
•1-2 = Quickster (If this was the result you may activate this as a instant)
•3-4 = Goofy Goober God (If this was the result, this ability can not be countered or interrupted)
•5-6 = Doodle Bob (If this was the result you may doodle any keyword onto Doodle bob)

OOHHH SQUIDWARD!!