My Favorite Nicol Bolas

When My Favorite Nicol Bolas enters the
battlefield, each opponent discards a card, and
you draw cards equal to the amount of cards
discarded this way.
Guy: That's not Nicol Bolas!
Zeekus: Are you BLIND?!... That's him!!!
Guy: It's a freaking caterpillar with horns.
Zeekus: He's in disguise, genius!
Guy: He's about to get squashed by Garruk.
Zeekus: Nooooooooooo!