My First Favorite Dergon

Flying, Trample, Protection from Instants
Zeekus: This is my FIRST FAVORITE dergon!
Guy: It's a dragon.
Zeekus: Nope. It's a dergon. It's better.
Guy: OK but "dergon" is just a misppelling of dragon.
It's a meme.
Zeekus: Darn right, it's mean! It'll kill you!
Guy: I didn't say it was mean. I said --
Zeekus: My FIRST FAVORITE dergon is gonna kill
youuuuuuu! Yaaaaaaay!