Mystery Phone Call.

{t}{p/c}: Call up one of your friends and ask them for a "Spicy Meme". If they say yes summon a 2/2, if not destroy this card or pay {p/c}. If you have no friends summon a 1/1 with haste that dies on your next turn.
{p/c}{1}: Choose a random card from your opponent's side. It's name is now Stock Photo #X
"I remember when I had no friends, I got some for the card advantage" -Competitive Magic Player