Nachtkastje

This card doesn't have a casting cost if Luuk
is on the battlefield, or Luuk van der Hoven is
able to show Nachtkastje on his phone.
{3}{t} All Grol(hu)mans get +X/+X until end of
turn, where X is the amount of push ups the
controlling player can do in 1 minute/10.
Whenever a player calls the name of an Ikea
nachtkastje model, you may untap Nachtkastje.