Name Comma The Something

Whenever you do literally anything white is already
apt at doing, draw a card.

Whenever an opponent complains about Name's
first ability, remind them that white relies on R&D
printing card-draw like this because white's natural
and well-established form of card advantage such as
wrath effects, catch-up ramp, and prohibition effects
don't allow other players to monkeybrain all their
spells out at every opportunity without any restraint,
which feelsbadman.