Nani, Summoner of Bitches

All human creatures have haste
At the beginning of your combat summon two
1/1 human bitch tokens
{t}{2}{r}if you have more human creatures than a
target opponent, you may deal 3 damage to
anything on their board and/or frocket them
"Nani used her incredible power not just to conquer,
but to savor the enemy's subjugation"
-Merfolk Historian