Nappa, the Chonk Eternal

+1: Summon a 1/1 Chonky Lad with haste.
0: Add a +1/+1 counter to all Chonky Lads you control.
-8: Remove all +1/+1 counters from play. Summon an X/X OH LAWD HE COMIN, where X is the number of counters removed this way.