Napstablook

“Oh, I’m distracting you, aren’t I?“: Napstablook has Phasing. (At the start of your turn, they toggle between existing and not existing.) Spooktune: Whenever Napstablook phases in or out, each player chooses a creature they control. Those creatures don’t untap during their controller’s next untap step. “really not feelin up to it right now“: If Napstablook would be dealt combat damage, prevent that damage. Instead, you lose 1 life and Napstablook phases out.