Naruto Uzumaki, Upstart Ninja

Haste, Double Strike

{3}{g}{g}{t}: Create two 2/2 green shadow clone
creature tokens with haste and double strike.

{2}: Until end of turn, if Naruto becomes the target
of an instant or sorcery spell, you may tap a
shadow clone token to make them the target instead.

"I'm gonna be the world's greatest hokage!