Naruto Uzumaki, Upstart Ninja

Haste, double strike

{3}{g}: Create a green 2/2 shadow clone creature token
with double strike and haste. (This ability costs {1} less
to activate for every creature you control with Sasuke, Sakura, or Kakashi in their name.)

Whenever Naruto becomes the target of an instant
or sorcery, you may tap a shadow clone creature token
you control to make it the target instead.

"I'm gonna be the world's greatest hokage!"