Naser, Responsible Jokester
At the beginning of your upkeep, create a Bad Pun, a black
enchantment token with "{1}, {t}, sacrifice this enchantment: each
creature target opponent controls gets -1/-1 until end of
turn."
{3}, {t}: Create a New Speech, a blue enchantment token with "{2},
{t}, sacrifice this enchantment or two Bad Puns: creatures you
control get +1/+1 until end of turn."
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