Nazeem

{r}{b}, {t}: target creature becomes goaded while
Nazeem is on the battlefield.
{2}{r}{r}, create 2 2/2 white Whiterun Guard creature tokens with vigilance.

Sacrifice this creature at the end of your turn unless
you smugly say his flavor text to an opponent.

"Do you get to the cloud district often? What am I saying, of course you haven't." —Nazeem