Neck Beard the Great

{t} Make a 1/1 Waifu token.
{3}{t} Make 3 1/1 Wiafu tokens.
If you have 5 waifu tokens transform them into a 4/4 Girlfriend token with hexproof.
If you have 3 Girlfriend tokens transform them into a 20/20 Wife token with haste, unblockable, hexproof, and indestructible.