Neither, Void-Lich

Undying (When this creature dies, if it had no +1/+1 counters on it, return it to the battlefield under its
owner's control with a +1/+1 counter on it.)
When Neither, Void-Lich enters the battlefield
with a +1/+1 counter on him, remove all
counters from him.
whenever a counter is put on Neither, remove all counters from him.
"Sorry to disappoint."