Nejire, the Distracted

When Nejire, the Distracted attacks, roll a six
sided dice—
• 1-3, discard up to two cards, then draw that
many cards. Nejire gets -2/-2 until end of turn.
"Haha! Come on Amajiki! You need to have the
heart of a lion, not a kitten...Hi my name is Nejire
Hado. I'm supposed to talk about work studies...Hey,
wait hold on! Why are you wearing a mask?.. Oh
WOW...How'd You get that big burn...Mineta are
those balls your hair?..You're a tree frog, not
a gross toad right?"