Neo, The Chosen One

Flash, Deathtouch
Whenever you cast Neo, The Chosen One choose:
Blue Pill - Return target nonland permanent to its owners hand.
Red Pill - Neo, The Chosen One gains "Magecraft - put a +1/+1 counter on Neo, The Chosen One"
You take the Blue Pill. You wake up in your bed... and you believe whatever you want to believe.
You take the Red Pill. Stay in wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.