Neolution the Party Starter

Haste, Unblockable
Whenever Neolution deals combat damage to a player, that player returns a creature they control
to their hand. If she returns five creatures this way
in a single game, you win the game.
"This B.A.P. brings a bop with an AWP every time.
It's like the hills are alive with the sound of headshots!"
-Some random scrub's final words