Neonate's Bargain

Neonate's Bargain enters the battlefield with 3
pact counters on it. At the beginning of your
upkeep, you gain 2 life and each opponent loses
2 life, then remove a pact counter from
Neonate's Bargain. If Neonate's Bargain has no
pact counters on it, you lose 8 life and sacrifice it.
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