NERD ALERT

{3}, pass control of NERD ALERT to the player to your left.
NERD ALERT's controller loses 4 life when they gain control of NERD ALERT.
NERD ALERT's controller skips the next turn after they gain control of NERD ALERT.
NERD ALERT's controller must say "erm.... well actually" and raise your index finger when playing an instant or sorcery.