Nerd, Ruler of Intellect

+2: Put two +1/+1 counters on up to one target creature. You gain two life.
-5: Nerd, Ruler of Intellect, becomes a 6/6 Human soldier with haste. Prevent all damage that would be done to him this turn.
-14: You exile up to 4 creatures on the battlefield, and destroy up to 5 creatures on the battlefield. You gain 8 life.