Nerf Bastion

During your upkeep, target creature an
opponent controls gains X -1/-1 counters,
Whenever a creature an opponent controls is
put into a graveyard from play,
Choose one-
*You gain 5 life
*You gain X life
*Destroy this permanent, add {10}{w}{u}{b}{r}{g}
to your mana pool, Yell "NERF BASTION" AFTERWARDS