Nerluc, Puteus Brawler

Haste
{2}{g}: Put 2 -1/-1 counters on target Creature
{4}{r}{t}: Non-creature artifacts your opponent
controls lose indestructible and hexproof until
end of turn. Destroy one non-creature artifact.
{4}{r}{g} Pay 2 Life: Transform Nerluc
"How much XP have you spent?"
"I dunno, over a hundred."