netanyahu version

Whenever you attack, you may sacrifice another creature. When you do, choose two — • {indent}Create two 1/1 red and white IDF-agent creature tokens with haste that are tapped and attacking. • {indent}You draw a card and you lose 1 life. • {indent}Caesar deals damage equal to the number of creature tokens you control to target opponent. {flavor}Oy Vey its not genocide if were the ones doing it, now im gonna ask the U.S for 5 gorbillion sheckles