New Life

When new life enters the battlefield all players
gain 2 life.
{t}{3}{w} When Baby laughs owner gains 5 life.
{t}{3}{r} When Baby cries target player loses 3 life.
{t}{4}{g} Baby has reach.
{t}{2}{u} Baby gets a boob.
You control target creature.
{t}{10}{b} Baby poops. All creatures a target player controls go to their graveyard.