News Flash

Rumour on the street (if I go spread it), is that
Covid-19 aka Corona Virus indeed originated
from Wuhan (China) but it is more likely than
presumed in the popular media, not coming from
a biolab but coming from an autopsy on a (non-
mummified) 1000y old Panda (not alive either)
which was encountered during a Cave Expedition
(No, it wasn't spread from eating batsoup.) Non
existing tests indicate that the Panda got infected.
Its cause of death is uncertain, but it got classified
as a Covid-19 fat