Newt, the Flare Infected

{2}: Sacrifice Newt, the Flare Infected, loose 1 life, prevent all damage that would've been dealt this turn
{3}: Sacrifice Newt, the Flare Infected, loose 4 life, create 4 3/1 crank token creatures
When Newt, the Flare Infected dies, sacrifice any creature cards named Thomas
"Kill me. If you've ever been my friends, kill me."