Nice Knife

Destroy all artifacts. Each player draws a card.

“Fuck all these limp-dick lawyers and chickenshit bureaucrats. Fuck this 24-hour Internet spew of trivia and celebrity bullshit! Fuck American pride! Fuck the media!
FUCK ALL OF IT! America is diseased. Rotten to the core. There's no saving it - we need to pull it out by the roots.
Wipe the slate clean. BURN IT DOWN! And from the ashes, a new America will be born. Evolved, but untamed!
The weak will be purged and the strongest will thrive - free