Nick, Fatherly Barrister

When Nick enters the battlefield, starting with
you, each player votes for No Fun, Fun, or More
Fun. If No Fun receives more votes, destroy all
creatures. If Fun receives more votes, each player
gains 10 life. If More Fun receives more votes,
each player puts two +1/+1 counters on each
creature they control.
You have final say in tie-breaking situations.
"Have more fun every day!"