Nick, the Ill Omen

Deathtouch
{3}{b}{b}{t}, Sacrifice a creature: Gain control of a creature an opponent controls. It loses all abilities
and is a black Weeb creature with base power and toughness 2/2.
{2}{g}{t}: Put a +1/+1 on each Weeb you control.
If the combined power of all the Weebs is greater
than twenty, you win the game.
What if twomad was a nomad with Adam Sandler
in his 'Yo Mad' t-shirt.