Nickanor, Ruler By Obligation

Whenever one or more creatures attack you or a planeswalker you control, you may pay {2} for
each attacking creature. If you do, create a 2/2
red Mercenary creature token defending each
attacking creature.

"Ugh, this is a hassle, I miss the days I spent riding on
the gardens, drinking wine, courting maidens and just
being myself, now is all decrees, audiences and all of
that. But, we have gold, we can solve all our problems
with gold. Hire some men, keep me out of it."