Nico, King of D'Artagnans

-2: At the beggining of your upkeep, if there is "Chaca, lord of Cuts" in game, destroy it.
+2: Create 2 1/1 Saprolin tokens. If there is any kind of Douchebag creatures in game, Nico, King of D'Artagnans does 5 points of damage to them.
-8: Destroy all creatures. Search your library for a card named "Matías, the Cowboy" and put it on the battlefield. Then shuffle your library.