Nicol Bolas, the Kinda Arisen

Flying but kinda fell down, so no
When Nicol Bolas, the Kinda Arisen enters the battlefield, each opponent WOULD discard a card
but you should be kind to others so everyone draws a card instead.
{1}{u}{b}{r} exile Nicol Bolas, the Kinda Arisen and... hnm..... OH YEAH THAT’S IT get a 1/1 Chicken
that dies at the end of your next turn. It feels so nice to help the planeswalker that cast me!
If this guy was a threat to entire planes, imagine how incompetent the Gatewatch is.