Nicol Trollas

+1: create a 1/1 troll token with 'if you win the game, you are entitled to boast mercilessly
-4: control target creature. create 1/1 troll tokens with 'if you deal damage, you are entitled to boast mercilessly' equal to that creatures power.
-9: you may search your library for any number of meme or bolas cards. put them onto the battlefield.