Niece Evacska Istvan

Traumatized
Creatures in your graveyard gain "Burial Rite
{x}{w/b}{w/b}: Remove X -1/-1 counters from Evacska
to prevent that much damage to her the next it
would be dealt this turn. Put those counters on
any number of other target creatures. Use this
ability as an instant."
"She's not 'expressing affection', you twit.
She's tickled by gore."